Embrace absurd humor with this Train on the Water, Boat on the Tracks t-shirt. Featuring a bold, colorful illustration of a classic steam train gliding across water while a speedboat rides railroad tracks, this design celebrates pure visual nonsense in the best possible way. 

Perfect for fans of clever wordplay, surreal comedy, and unexpected mashups, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. The playful artwork pairs perfectly with the iconic phrase, making it ideal for anyone who loves humor that’s a little weird and a lot memorable. If you know, you know!

Whether you enjoy quirky designs, ironic humor, or just appreciate things that absolutely shouldn’t exist, this tee is made to stand out. It’s a great gift for comedy lovers, animation fans, and anyone with an offbeat sense of humor.

Comfortable enough for everyday wear and bold enough to get noticed, this shirt is perfect for casual outings, parties, or gifting to someone who enjoys the unexpected.

This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.

• Seamless double-needle collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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